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Phionny 12.01.2015 um 16:09
Q: What's a dilemma?
A: A lemma that produces two results.
boccaccio 12.01.2015 um 15:44
Q: Why didn't Newton discover group theory?
A: Because he wasn't Abel.
Phionny 12.01.2015 um 15:26
Hihi
Q: How many theoretical physicists do you need to change a light bulb?
A: Two: One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the universe.
boccaccio 12.01.2015 um 15:16
Q: What is the difference between numbers and people?
A: For numbers, they are rational if they have a period.
Phionny 12.01.2015 um 15:11
Q: Where are offenders sentenced for light crimes?
A: To a prism.
boccaccio 12.01.2015 um 14:44
Qoes light have mass?
A:Of course not. It's not even Catholic!!!
Phionny 12.01.2015 um 14:37
Q: What does an electron, when it loses it's energy?
A: It gets bohred.
boccaccio 12.01.2015 um 12:57
Q: What is the connection between sausages and the second law of thermodynamics?
A: Because of the 2nd law, you can put a pig into a machine and get sausage, but you can't put sausage into the machine and get the pig back.
Phionny 12.01.2015 um 12:21
Haha super, danke für die Lacher
Q: Why did the mathematican name his dog "Cauchy"?
A: Becausehe left a residue at every pole.
Malpercio 11.01.2015 um 21:21
Merci!
Übrigens, din Witz isch gar nid mol so schlecht, ha jedefalls müese schmunzle
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